We are on the road in Wisconsin, but thanks to the ubiquity of wi-fi on the road, I can offer these travel tips.
1.) Teetee when you have the chance whether you have to go or not. (This first tip is from my grandmother -- and I hope I spelled teetee right). I think she created this rule the 90th time I refused to pee at a trip stop or maybe before we left the house cuz I didn't have to go yet -- but after about another mile or two I'd be screaming that my bladder was about to bust.
2. Always bring your own Charmin Ultra, cuz I don't care whether you're staying at KOA or the Ritz-Carlton, they all have scratchy toilet paper.