60 Things You Can’t Possibly Know About Me
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Tea cups (some with tea bags still inside -- eww) an umbrella, a gym bag, miscellaneous detritus.
2. When was the last time you threw up? It's been at least four of five years, but I thought I was going to after some church spaghetti last night.
3. What’s your favorite word or phrase? My favorite word is "uxorious" because I like the way it sounds and the way it describes me. (Look it up.)
4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? Kim, Cricket, Leah
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Watching the White Sox whip up on the Tigers.
7. What is your favorite holiday? My anniversary. (I told you I was uxorious.)
8. Have you ever been to a concert? Oh yeah, the first one was Black Oak Arkansas in 1972, the last one Big and Rich a few years ago.
9. What is the last thing you said aloud? "I do the best I can with what I've got."
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? Breyers' Chocolate
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? water
12. What are you wearing? jean shorts, a Silver Surfer shirt, Corona boxers, and socks cuz it still ain't warm enough in the evenings to go barefoot.
13. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken strips, rice pilaf and corn on the cob.
14. Anyone have a crush on you? Not that I know of.
15. When was the last time you ran? I ran on the elliptical machine at the gym yesterday.
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? See answer to question 6
17. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? India
18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace? My oldest daughter Leah, to finalize our dinner plans
19. Ever go camping? Yes, but I think after our tent blew down at Stone Mountain it'll be a long time before we go again.
20. Do you have a tan? A farmer's tan.
21. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? Nope
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? Nope
23. Do you drink your pop from a straw? I have no idea what pop is, but I don't drink anything through a straw.
24. Number 24 is on vacation...wish I was with him.
25. What did your last text message say? Let me check . . . "I love you and I hope your Thursday goes great." from my youngest daughter Cricket.
26. Are you someone’s best friend? Kim's, but she doesn't know it.
27. What are you doing tomorrow? Working, taking my first day off from the gym since I joined the gym.
28. Where is your mom right now? At home, I guess.
29. Look to your left, what do you see? Books, comic books, postcards, a Minnesota Twins popcorn bucket that I use as a trashcan.
30. What color is your watch? Black, and it's not a watch, it's a cellphone.
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia? Watching The Biggest Loser last week and getting vertigo just from watching the contestants on that bridge in Sydney.
32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Yes, but never again.
33. What’s your zodiac sign? Aquarius, the Water Bearer, also my moon sign and my rising sign.
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive right past all that crap -- except Chick-Fil-A once in a while, and I go in.
35. Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate? No.
36. Do you have a dog? Yes
37. Last person you talked to on the phone? My father
38. Have you met anyone famous? Yes, but mostly comic creators that you've never heard of.
39. Any plans today? Nope, maybe have a cup of Sleepytime tea. Is that a plan?
40. Number 40 is indulging himself with of some of my leftover pizza. Please excuse him.
41. Ever go to college? Briefly
42. Where are you right now? In my office.
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Honestly can't think of anything.
44. Last song listened to? "Shoeshine Man" by Tom T. Hall.
45. Last movie you saw? Shoot, I don't know. I think it was "Rocket Science" which was pretty good.
46. Are you allergic to anything? Hypocrisy.
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My extra-wide New Balances
48. Are you jealous of anyone? Nope.
49. Are you married? Yep.
50. Is anyone jealous of you? Not that I know of.
51. What time is it? 9:40 PM
52. Do any of your friends have children? Yep.
53. Do you eat healthy? Yes.
54. Also eating pizza.
55. Do you hate anyone right now? Nope.
56. Do you have a crush on someone? Just my wife.
57. How many kids do you want? 4 -- which is good, cuz that's how many I have.
58. Now where the hell is Number 58?????
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes.
60. Who farted? Without a doubt, that would be my gaseous co-worker Dallas.