Friday, December 04, 2009

More books I read and stuff I found cleaning up

I don't know if it's because I'm behind on my Buffy history (I didn't discover the show till it was over and have been catching up with the DVDs, but I'm only up to season 5) or because of these pain pills I'm popping for my back, but I had a hard time making "The Long Way Home" make any sense. Evidently, now there are hundreds of slayers not just one, Dawn is a giant, Xander is missing an eye, there are fairies and zombies and a guy with no skin at all, and the army is after Buffy, and Sunnydale is just a big hole in the ground. I'm confused.

While cleaning my office I came across this toilet paper:
Once upon a time there was a toilet paper called White Cloud and it was perfect, not too strong, not too soft, and it was discontinued. Charmin Ultra was the second best TP available and even though it wasn't as good as White Cloud it was miles above Northern or Cottonelle or any other brand. So I started using it when my stash of white cloud was finally depleted. Then Charmin Ultra changed their recipe (I don't know what else to call it) and it was not as good as it used to be. That was when I went online to find a luxury toilet paper, and what I found was Shitbegone, which turned out to be just as crappy as every other toilet paper at the store. Somewhere I have a response from the owner of the company angrily rebutting my statement that Shitbegone is no better than Scott, and that's prettty bad. Shitbegone is gone now. Who would have guessed that selling Scott toilet paper with a vulgar but colorful wrapper would fail?


Caroline said...

The hundreds of slayers, Xander's lost eye, and turning Sunnydale into a crater are all part of the series' climax. I can't speak to the other stuff.

Norrin2 said...

Thanks, obviously I have some catching up to do.