Sunday, April 01, 2007

Wedding stuff

Hey, I'm a romantic guy, but I cannot for the life of me figure out why women like weddings so much -- or think they're going to like them. They always turn into a stressfest. This weekend I saw the bride, the mother of the bride and the mother of the groom all cry. Not tears of joy at the ceremony, you understand, but tears of frustration and exhaustion and anger.
Even on those rare occasions when everything goes perfectly, the bride always says the whole thing went by in a blur, with no time to notice the music and all the details that took months to create like how the bridesmaid's toenail polish matches the candles on the wedding cake, et cetera.
Weddings are created by and for the fairer sex. Remember that the next time you think the world would be better off if women were in charge.

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